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Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
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A building sex:
1. any sexual activity with the people in a position that looks like a building.
2. Two or more buildings shaped like they are having sex.
3. having sex on top of a building
4. having sex with a building
1. Andrea: Man yesterday there was some sort of public sex in a park filled with kids and the sexers looked like a building. Adam: YOU SAW BUILDING SEX??!!
2. Have you seen building sex?
3. Yesterday we had building sex.
4. Tomorrow I'm gonna have building sex.
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elmos sex organs r his sex organs he has a whole song about it see example
lalalala lalalala elmos sex organs lalalalalalalala elmos sex organs
elmo loves his penis. his tities too. those are elmos sex oranssssssss!
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Rush-hour sex is when the frequency of sexual activities is at its peak; sex that is engaged in by a large number of people at a certain time, especially bed time. Also called peak-hour or bed-time sex.
It is bed time. Let's enjoy rush-hour sex.
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when a group of people compete against another group of people in attempt to finish first in their butt sexing. when all buttz are full of jizz, you are complete. the group who finishes last must eat all of the jizz in the room.
Butt Sex Relays--Siwei's House; 7 pm Tonight; Be There or Be Square
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I took her and tied her down she screamed but I didn’t care so I taped her up I licked her pussy and stuck my penis up her pussy I penetrated her so hard she gagged then I shuffled a dildo up her as she was tied to the wall and she organsmed the whole night…
A person who is a sexual toy to fuck with
“We made a sex slave story”
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Having sex with an inexperienced partner.
She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
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