A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th
Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…
When: September 26th
A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.
Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
This day falls on January 1st.
Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*
Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.
"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"
Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.
Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.