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let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber June 26, 2017


rock out with your cock out

a ribald head turning practice where a guy flashes his ding dong to other people for amuzement, disruptive intent, to get attention or just a plain and simple gesture of defiance, contempt and rebellion. The left hand is on the willie and the right one can flip a bird, give a V or some other fuck you gesture. Sneering is optional.

1. I saw on PBS a miniseries about the history of rock'n'roll. On the episode about proto-punk there was a show by the Stooges. Iggy Pop reached into his short silver pants and stunned the audience by exposing his sex pistol and doing the rattlesnake shake. He was rocking out with his cock out.

2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.

3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.

4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2011

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cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities

Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

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rock out with your cock out

when listening to hard rock while performing sexual intercourse with ones partner, the male will disengage, assume a rock start position (for example take a knee), and proceed to play his penis as if it were a guitar during a solo; the same may be done for the opposite sex if her clitoris is longer than two inches in length

"Dude, last night while bangin' my girl a wicked guitar solo came on the radio!"

"Aw man, did you rock out with your cock out?"

by Noidsifsif August 31, 2008

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Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3

"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

by cdixon03 August 2, 2020

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rock out with my cock out

to not care what others think of a situation.

"dude, that asshole in the other cars flipping you off! Fucking crash him!" " Nah, ill just rock out with my cock out"

by ethan bernard May 2, 2008

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Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 6, 2010

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