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What you get for working hard at summer camp.
Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.
Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.
*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin
Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”
Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”
When you friend is lying say dog emoji
Jesus- I get bitches
Joaquin- dog emoji
Say dog emoji when a friend is lying to you
Jesus- I get bitches
Ja’Nye- Dog emoji
Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC
You over there turtle dogging?