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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024


Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 30, 2022


off-the-breast

1. of clothes, baring the breasts either fully or partially; topless.
2. wearing topless dress.
3. featuring topless girls.

1. The girl is wearing an off-the-breast blouse.
2. Do not ogle at those off-the-breast girls.
3. The off-the-breast restaurant was raided yesterday.

by uttam maharjan July 14, 2011


How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023


HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012


blows it off

gives up; ceases attempt; abandons effort; throws in the towel

How long can a person tolerate this situation before he/she just blows it off ?

by koithabu September 8, 2009


Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 9, 2020