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Noun, slang.
1.The basic bitch term for the new pumpkin spice White Claw.
A) White Clautumn avoids the inevitable follow up question of, “which flavor?”, when trying to get your Claw on as fast as possible.
2. The time of year when pumpkin spice White Claw is available.
A)The season of White Clautumn is from Labor Day through the holidays.
Person: Why are there so many girls in skirts , Uggs, and big sweaters in this store?
Clerk: First day of White Clautumn.
After sexual intercourse in the “prone bone” position, the man pulls out and finishes at the top of the woman’s back. He leaves for a lengthy period of time while the cum slowly drips down the “half-pipe” of the woman’s back.
I pulled off a Shaun White -2008 last night. She was stuck there for 11 minutes!
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman
Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.
A white girl who doesn't date anyone who's white
That girl's a white lu. She dated a Latino guy before and now an Asian.
When you make cultural reference sound more white.
White-ify--When you make cultural reference sound more white.
Holla, coma estas?
John: "Oh-la, camo, es-Stas?"
Sarah: "You just white-ified that.'
White cheese is a synonym for pussy (the female bodypart) in the Swedish language. The correlation is made through the famous white cheese “feta” which in Swedish sounds like the word “fitta” which is commenly used as a synonym for vagina.
“I ate white cheese today”
“Dude, her white cheese tasted amazing”