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Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.
Jelly babies are cool
n. A "fictional" baby whale arrested for robbing a 7-11.
Mr K., did you see the police chase down and capture Baby Beugen on the news?
When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.
I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!
I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.
You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.
the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.
Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.
An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby