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Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.
A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!
April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.
me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”
October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day
Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it
‘hey what day is it?’
‘august 7th, also known as national send your homeboy a butt pic’
the national day to celebrate your baby daddy
baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍
someone: okay baby daddy