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A type of sex where you and your asian partner fart during sex inflicting great mood and positivity between you.
Hey baby wanna do some Asian fart sex tonight?
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When you are fucking Your best friends mom and you grandma joins to help finger there mom also means you are super lesbian and would like to fuck any girl
Ruby T: Hey Granny help me "Ruby T sex"
With *best friends mom name*
Granny:of cause hottie
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When you are fucking Your best friends mom and your grandma comes and fingers your best friends mom and you all cum and moan ALSO IS SUPER LESBIAN
Hey granny wanna help *Ruby T sex*
I'd love too
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Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies
‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’
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Me! Greatest mind to ever live!
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."
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This is the tightest a woman can feel for her male partner.
Dude, I had Fallopian tube sex with that girl and it was the tightest I’ve ever had.
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Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa
Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
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