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Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan July 01, 2024


Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 13, 2009


Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024


face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 15, 2021


Face mask

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.

I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit

by Diego_Brando December 28, 2021


face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.

Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!

by just some random american March 10, 2021


Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 13, 2022