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“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “
“Butt-faced”
Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.
Damn! Lool at Jack's face what the fuck?!?!?
Yeah he's got a slouch face and looks like a stroke victim.
The face you make when you look directly into the sun.Or your face after spending too much time on the beach.The eyes squint and you are stuck in a kind of perpetual half smile.
person1:Yo lets check out the beach picktures from yesterday .
person2:Dam we were all making kakey sun faces.
When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV
Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively
Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night”
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Meaning something very negative.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"