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“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day
April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
A school where all you see is white, you can’t say anything about that because they get mad easily, a school where The Latinos get blamed for everything and the blacks are somewhat lit but annoying, don’t mess with the staff some are chill and some are just bout dumb asf.
You heard about nation ford highschool it’s so terrible.
A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
The day we celebrate Bradly’s with no “E” they are often forgotten but will never be forgotten!
It’s National Bradly day! Let’s go party!
November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!