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When your toenails are painted white
“I love your toes! White is a great color on you”
“Thanks! It’s hot girl summer”
Pooping a fierce amount of fire within the buttcheeks, and vigorously wiping away the tragedy, then await for the nightmare to end.
I had the worst hot chamber after eating that bean burrito.
when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”