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When you are fucking Your best friends mom and you grandma joins to help finger there mom also means you are super lesbian and would like to fuck any girl
Ruby T: Hey Granny help me "Ruby T sex"
With *best friends mom name*
Granny:of cause hottie
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When you are fucking Your best friends mom and your grandma comes and fingers your best friends mom and you all cum and moan ALSO IS SUPER LESBIAN
Hey granny wanna help *Ruby T sex*
I'd love too
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Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies
‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’
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Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa
Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
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when a man rams into another mans anus and the shit spills out and launches them
did you hear about adam? His rooms covered in shit because of the rocket powered sex hes been having
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Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.
I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.
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