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October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!
Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though
Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!
National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?
September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’