Mop head

It is a term used to define a person by the name of Jack, Jared, or Michel.

Today looks like a nice day to mop the floors with jacks head. Mop head.

Mop head

When a girl gives you that sloppy toppy and it’s so wet that you gotta use a mop to clean it up.

Tony:Bro last night brittney gave me that MOP HEAD
Mike:Dude Fr I’m tryina get some mop head

Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.

I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!

Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker

‘I’m playing pro clubs’
‘FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’

Devious head

When one gives another the most sloppiest, jaw-dropping, toe curling head known to man

Jane gave Steve the most devious head yesterday.

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!