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ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.
yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!
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A "punk rocker" who's in it for the fashion rather than the movement
"hey look at that dude he must be a punk rocker"
"no way dude, he doesn't do shit that's punk rock besides the clothes, he is a Sex Pistols Punk"
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this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)
the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste
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when a guy puts a strap-on on his forehead and licks your cunt while he fucks your cunt with the strap-on
God, did he give great unicorn oral sex or what
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“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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A classy, friendly & sensual & loving man who loves & thrives on preforming oral sex (gay blowjob and/or rimming) a lot on another male. Unlike a faggot or cocksucker, an Oral Sex Man is cherished & Respected. He is rarely 'manhandled' if ever & enjoys the intimate contact with the man he's preforming oral sex on, as it is viewed as a love-making ritual along with the bonding of both men's DNA (the sperm from the reciever to the preformer & the saliva from the preformer absorbing through the thin & usually shaved flesh of the reciever). Each session is usually at least an hour long but could last for much longer, espically if mutiplt orgasms are requested.
The reciever's body is also fully open to any mouth contact from the Oral Sex Man, including but not limited to: the balls, the pelvis, the perineum, the ass, the abbs, the chest, the nipples, neck & even the other lips (kissing) of the reciever. However, the Oral Sex Man never wants reciprocation, yet also feels a deep power within from the overwhelming Joy, Contact, Stimulation, and Intense Pleasure he can cast upon the male he is preforming Oral Sex on, along with such feelings of intense vunerability of the reciever along with intense desire for more Oral contact/love-making.
He sometimes will also dress in a suit & tie or as a priest while preforming the intimate act.
Tim: "Where the fuck is Joe? Has he been in his room the whole time?"
Dan: "Didn't see the man in the suit & tie follow him in? I think he's finally found his Oral Sex Man. All I been hearing was slurping and smooching noises from his room. They been going at it for 3 hours."
Tim: "Oh damn... that takes indurance."
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When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
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