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the act of shoving you fist in another mans penis whole
hey daddy want to engage in Amung us sex?
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ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.
yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!
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A "punk rocker" who's in it for the fashion rather than the movement
"hey look at that dude he must be a punk rocker"
"no way dude, he doesn't do shit that's punk rock besides the clothes, he is a Sex Pistols Punk"
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When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
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A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.
Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!
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The Butt Sex bandit, is the act of fucking an ass. Man or Female is unreliable is we see men, trannies, and females all porferming this act. But if you are the butt sex bandit you are prepared for a hard ass fuck.
Yo did you see Tyrick? That man is the Butt Sex Bandit!!!! He fucked all genders in the ass last night. What a fagget!!!
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During the month of November you are are allowed to have sex with anyone who is the age of consent with their consent.
Bro u ready for Sex-Alot-November?
Yea Bro!
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