august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!
It’s every September 8th.
Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?
The duration of the month of May is declared ‘National Bamon Month’. This month celebrates the ship Bamon from popular television show The Vampire Diaries. The month of May pays ode to the time the characters Bonnie and Damon spent stuck in the May 10 prison world time loop.
Bamon fan 1: I’m counting down the days till May first.
Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First
Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month
The Nab Nation is the fan-base of amazing, commentary YouTuber iNabber.
As of now at 11:51pm he has 324,171 subs/members of the Nab Nation.
If you are a member of the Nab Nation you are an alpha.
Person 1: Are you part of the Nab Nation?
Person 2: Uhm...what is that?
Person 1: Are you subbed to iNabber?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Well you should be!
A day that will never be forgotten, this day is the mark of an event that put the black community down 100 points.
*Black Kid edits classroom*
Mr.Poling: What you lookin at n*****
Happy National Mr.Poling Day!
today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.
Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*