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7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"
"cool"
2nd May is celebrated as opps day for all those retards that are OPPs in your own team
Yoo she should be celebrated on national opps day
may 25th 2022 is national don’t skull ahlam day, everyone in new gen will have to participate or you will be banned.
yashiro: “bro don’t skull her it’s the national don’t skull ahlam day”- gets automatic skulls
ahlam: “skull me up”- gets 0 skulls
All of April is a free pass for a booty pic
Boy: send booty pic
Girl: why
Boy: all this month it is national send booty pic day
Girl: ok bet
Nsbpd is day when a boy Can ask any girl to send him booty pic and She cant say no cause it's Nsbpd
Boy-hey it's 20 od august u know what that means
Girl-"sends booty pic"
National sendbooty pic day