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Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.
national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
National neyla send nudes day
Hey neyla im kinda bored send noods
April 24th is national rape day.
“I can’t wait till it’s national rape day so I can give my teacher the works”
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Something that is not real. Seriously, whoever the fuck made that holiday needs to get a lethal injection straight to their important blood vessel.
(Loser 1) : "I'm going to be a fucking loser and prey on unsuspecting people, and rape them obviously on national rape day!"
(Normal average human being) : "The fuck is wrong with you? *spits on loser shoe.* Bitch. That's the least you're getting."
November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones
Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?