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national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
National neyla send nudes day
Hey neyla im kinda bored send noods
April 24th is national rape day.
“I can’t wait till it’s national rape day so I can give my teacher the works”
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Something that is not real. Seriously, whoever the fuck made that holiday needs to get a lethal injection straight to their important blood vessel.
(Loser 1) : "I'm going to be a fucking loser and prey on unsuspecting people, and rape them obviously on national rape day!"
(Normal average human being) : "The fuck is wrong with you? *spits on loser shoe.* Bitch. That's the least you're getting."
November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones
Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?
April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."
This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there