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When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want
Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby
When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people
Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.
A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..
Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs
Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.