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When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.
He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.
When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs
Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast
When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.
I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.
Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.
Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"
ye safe
well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!
" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "
"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "
A magic spell to make Caleb laugh
AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*