V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.

I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.

CoCo-V

Slang for coronavirus or COVID-19, a virus leading to a pandemic in 2020.

A term invented by University of Maryland students.

Carlos: I forgot my mask
Store Employee: Careful, you might get coco-v

V-bucks

V-bucks are a virtual in game currency used in the popular game fortnite. V-bucks (virtual bucks) can be bought in many different paggages. V-bucks are primarily bought by nine year olds who have NO life. V-bucks are very expensive as 140= £1. In conclusion don’t buy V-bucks

Mum! Lemme buy some v-bucks

V-Bucks

A cosmetic that stands for virgin bucks. The more you have, the bigger virgin you are. Once you have enough, you will become a virgin for life.

Boy1- I have 1,000 V-Bucks!
Boy2- I have 2,000!
Boy3- You both are big virgins.

V-Bucks

Something that 6-year old kids buy using their mom’s credit card.

My mother thought my V-Bucks were bitcoin, so she grounded be for life, and tried to spend my V-Bucks on crack. What she didn't know is that V-Buck are from Fortnite, and when she found out she said "I cAn'T bUy CrAcK bEcAuSe Of ePiC gAmEs!11!!"

V-bucks

A fortnite currency 5 year old kids cry about not getting.

Mother: JOEY I TOLD YOU I WON'T GIVE YOU V-BUCKS!!!!
joey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"