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Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

by Fortnite m8 November 2, 2020


Jade

There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.

“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples

by sideshowazh February 17, 2024


Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.

Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we al love Jade.

by LSMF January 24, 2022


Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.

Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we all love Jade.

by LSMF January 24, 2022


Jade

An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know

Man: hey dude have u seen jade lately

Man 2: yeah man she looked really cute

by Stranger007 December 28, 2022


Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.

Wow, you’re such a jade

by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020


Jade

A sarcastic and honest person
You can always count on her to keep to your secrets and can always open up to her
she makes time for you whenever you need even though busy

she either sleeps a lot or doesn't sleep at all
she plays a lot of game and is good at them
shes easy to talk to and will always tell you the things you need to hear
she matches the energy of the person she talks to and is very much capable of making the person feel comfortable

she is brutally honest but puts a filter with the people shes not close too
she cares for everyone and knows her way around the house chores making her the best house wife material
Shes not so interested in dating but would shes willing to be friends with anyone
She can be shy a lot but can also be very outgoing with the people shes close too
she can be insecure

anyone who knows her are lucky

Jade is the best

by SquadV January 6, 2022