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January 8

National become friends with your enemy day

Joe: Hello Jessica can we be friends again?
Jessica:uhm what u forgive me?
Joe:No but it’s bc it’s January 8 but promise u won’t do it again
Jessica:okie sure

by LengGyal1o1 January 7, 2021


January 8

National send a dick pic to yo homies day

Jason: yo can I see yo dick
Mark: ya its January 8th

by papi_smurfette January 9, 2023


January 8

toriarc Birthday on tiktok so say happy birthday when its their birthday and dont forget

Oh wow look! Its January 8! toriarc’s birthday!

by toriarc December 21, 2021


complicated 8

when you insert your penis through any gash and or hole (most likely belly button or ear) in a woman/male while he/she fingers your anus while having a heated verbal debate on current politics

Jim: hey you hook up with that girl from the bar?
Kyle: yeah boooiiii I gave her dat complicated 8 homie

by poonslaya96 January 23, 2017


8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 5, 2020


high 8

A traditional high 5 followed immediately by 3 single lightsaber fingers.

Hey Brenda, give me a high 8! (High five) shwew swhew shwew (with pointer finger)

by skra May 21, 2015


july 8

my baby’s birfday

july 8 is my fav persons birfday (jayden)

by allie_124 November 17, 2021