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F-U

John Cena's version of the DVD.

That's the F-U! It's named like the F5, because it's so similar!

by lee May 8, 2003

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U of T

A university that many people consider a good university but it also has a lot of social justice warriors and crazy feminists.

Crazy U Of T students back in 2013 pulled the fire alarm just because they did not want to listen to a speech by the mens rights activists.

by Sdsr70 October 24, 2019

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u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

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u of t

U of T is a school where people who go think they're going to some legit Harvard privilege school. FYI, mostly everyone gets accepted for their undergraduate programs on account of how shotty they are. TOTAL money grab!

The people are snobs who *think* they're smart (and also think that they'll get in to an Ivy League, but then find out that they have to settle for YORK for their graduate... LOL LOSERS).

The professors don't give a shit, you're a number, and the T.A.s smell like dog doo doo. You know that show Disaster Date? Ya, the University is exactly the same. You THINK you know what you're getting in to, and then you find out that you were set up by the world to be a complete failure.

The graduate level/phD are REALLY what counts, yet still... who would go to a cold campus, when they can go to a warmer location like UBC for just as equally good of an education in LAW?

Money grab, money grab, money grab.

If you want a SUCCESSFUL undergraduate degree in the biggest city in Canada *lol*, then go to Ryerson. People are open-minded, you can get in to pretty much ANY Ivy League (as long as you can afford it) -- Ryerson has an amazing association with UofTs graduate department, go figure --, and the professors know you BY NAME ;) Besides, school is all about kissing your profs ass anyways to get a good recommendation letter!!

and p.s. YES, it's a University.
The fastest growing, in fact.

U of T: "You mean I wasted daddy's money to attend THIS fucking school... and it's not even close to the mall?!?!?!"

Ryerson: "I got an 87% on my final and my professor gave me a recommendation letter, let's go shopping next door!"

by Mister Pixie March 8, 2012

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Vitamin U

someone who the person deeply needs/wants

I'm in serious need of Vitamin U,Shaina.

by The Talented Mr. Loreal July 9, 2019

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U Not Funny

To not be funny.

Guy 1: "Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch."
Guy 2: "U not funny."
Guy 1: *Head explodes from the awesomness of the comeback.

by Mr. MoreAwesomeThanYou June 12, 2010

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je$u$

A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.

You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

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