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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023


Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011


Frito Burrito

When you eat your girl’s pussy after eating some Fritos.

George loves himself some frito burrito, and so does his girl!

by Ohdear January 30, 2020


Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

by Wildwilly52 April 10, 2022


Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.

While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 4, 2022


Burrito swag

You dance one does when finding out they are getting burritos with their friends later

Hey let's get burrito later I hope you have good burrito swag

by Buddy wuddy wolf December 29, 2025


Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.

Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.

by Parker Ripley January 11, 2021