Rural Dictionary

The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."

i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!

by rainbowcowboy October 03, 2024

you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 10, 2024