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1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
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adjective, describing one who is stupid, obnoxious, and deserves a good ass kicking.
Go tell your punk-ass friends to get their feet off the coffee table!
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a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass
John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
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N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
When Matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche!
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noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
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if somethings kick ass, its really cool. Great! As in it kicks the ass of all else. It can be inanimate and still kick ass. lol- inanimate, like busted's career
"That kicks ass"
"Wow! I kicked ass"
etc
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- a phrase used to describe something that is outrageously awesome; the best of its kind
- used to convey "awesomeness with attitude"
- used when no other adjectives will suffice (ex: cool, awesome, sick -- just won't cut it)
"Girl, your mullet makes you look so sassy. Really, it's totally ass."
"Dad's new corduroy shirt is totally ass."
"Dude, those hubcaps are so sick. Totally ass."
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