i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

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I can't

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

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Sye-i

A soft or sweet person in person but the opposite virtually online

I think jordan is so sye-i

I fuzz

Another way of saying “I’m down”

Oli: Do you want to go hiking?

Michael: I fuzz.

Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

i be flossinnnnnn

I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

me: i be flossinnnnnn
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

him: bro are you gay or some shit?

I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??