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its bens birthday
lily is called lillia
13 october is bens birthday
he was born today
i dont care
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November 13 is the day the most terrible person was born.
She was born on November 13th? She must be a horrible person.
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The day the famous tiktok star, Lyla Gallagher, was born. Also the day you ask your crush out over social media.
Snapchat story: “@crush I kinda like you”
April 13, the tiktok star, Lyla Gallagher’s birthday
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Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.
I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.
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the best show/book on planet earth. featuring hannah baker, a girl who committed suicide. the show explains why she did it using 13 tapes that she made.
"Did you watch 13 Reasons Why yet? you've got to, it's too good."
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The best show/book ever to be created. Also the biggest emotional rollercoaster you will ever ride with all its ups and downs you will definitely shed some tears and will want to rewatch it again and again.
"Man did you finish 13 reasons why, yet?"
" Yea after sitting on the bathroom floor crying i rewatched it for the second time."
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Seeing what 05/19/13 means in the Bible and seeing as the message "Expect us" is apparently referring to a divine source, we can assume that on May 19th, 2013 an Apocalypse will occur. It is a day that a divine source will come and destroy those who have committed mayor sins that are malicious and intentional, and save those faithful believers.
Andrew: Dude, what's going to happen on 05/19/13? Will God come from Heaven?
Jamieferson: Or maybe it's the aliens coming for us.
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