17 October

The cutest and prettiest people are born on this day.

Random guy: Ayo girl you fine as hell.

Girl: I was born on 17 October

Guy: Well that explains it

17 October

A day which amazing and kind people are born, mostly crazy ones

What day is today?- Alex

It’s 17 October, my birthday!
Ohhh your the crazy one huh

Troop 17

When you're having sex and an adult catches you, then shows you "how a real man does it".

Dude, my dad totally pulled a troop 17 on me last night with my girlfriend

26, 3, 10, 17, 24, 31

26, 3, 10, 17, 24, 31.

26, 3, 10, 17, 24, 31.

Flat 17

A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.

Don't f*ck with him, he knows the Flat 17 boys

Is 17 yes or no

17 is just the kinda number that’s a yes

Me:Hey is 17 yes or no
Them: 17 is obviously a yes
Me:aight bet

17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf

Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can