National kiss any birthday boy/girl day
Oh my god today is December 17 national kiss any birthday boy/girl day
Boy Hey Lillian
Lillian Heyyy
Boy When where you born
Lillian December 17
Boy that’s why your basic
National get a boys Snapchat day
“Hey Can i get your snap”
“Why?”
“Its March 17”
A fella born in Paris
Black for one afternoon: Nigga Noon
Noah: Nigger
Requeues: mah nigga you cant say that
Noah: Nigga its March 17
Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.
Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!
Crush: Wtf? No you perv!
Guy: Its March 17 tho…
Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*
Guy: GYAT
appreciate and love your partner day
“I love you so much, you made my life so much better snd today, March 17, I am grateful for you”
march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.
guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born