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A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.
Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
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The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
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The day we tell the bat crazy barbie bhavika kakkar that she's the most gorgeous thing to walk the Earth...even though we should be doing it everyday.
Hmmm... is it already 18 march bhavi appreciation day? Well it doesn't matter cus I love bhavi everyday.
quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer
Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC
"Hey, cutie pie. Before I fork you I want to know: are you over eighteen.
There is no good example. Please use your imagination.
The anonymous note read: "A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18
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A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
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April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.
I’m going to hold your hand on April 18 national hold hands day
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