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Make love to your lesbian girlfriend. They deserve it as it's Christmas time.
Melissa: Hey what's today?
Janette: Today's the 7th you know what that means!
Melissa: Oh yeah it is December 7
A term used when someone does something so excessively and so often it adds an extra hour to the day.
Johnny: is gaming all day
Dave: I swear, you're gaming 25/7.
the time that tarantulas come out in animal crossing new horizons
"Oh boy, 7 pm! Time to catch some tarantulas!"
a convenience store that's always there when you're in dispair with linolieom ailes and altars of slushies
JD: I am so sad about my psychotic killer urges
*sees 7/11*
Veronica: Why do you like 7/11 so much?
JD: Freeze your brain!!! Happiness comes ,when everything numbs, who need cocaine???
National Kick a Blonde named Marissa Day
You: "Hey Marissa it's February 7th"
Marissa: "yeah and?"
You *Kick*
The people born on this day r the best people ever. This day is the best. People who are born on this day are like best in everything, like academically and more.
Person 1- Wow his scores are so good. I envy him
Person 2- oh thats because hes born on February 7.
Person 1- ohh makes sense.
A convience store that usually 4 departments per block. 7-11s located in ghetto places will usually have a robbery every night and 30+ hookers roaming around the 7-11s premices, all engaging in a merciless cat-fight. More urban places like chicago will have a semi-fancy 7-11 with peace and harmony.
"Every where I look, I see them damn 7-11s." - Richard nixon