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Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
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How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.
"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
Chinese Cream Pie
I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
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When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.
"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"
Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
when someone gets on top of you
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"
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