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I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
mother is mothering but it's a guy.
person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school
Father Bressani not fun
Don’t go there shit school
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A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.