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Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN
person 1: why cant i do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
Something your friend used annoyingly in irony
Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed
a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.
“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”
an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"
"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"
"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
Man I need a therian gf (it's over)
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