Denim-Nerd

Someone who has a weird craving for all things denim and continues to buy such items in mass bulk. These items can include such things as;

- Denim shorts
- Denim jackets
- Denim jeans
- Denim shoes
- Denim shirts
- Denim hats?
And other stuff.

"I have 10 pairs of denim shorts and 4 denim jackets!!!"
"Jesus Christ Aileen, you are such a denim-nerd..."

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nerd porn

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work

'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'

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Word Nerd

A nerd who is good at word-related subjects, such as grammar and foreign languages, rather than math and science like a stereotypical nerd.

Person A: Did you know that the little dot on top of a lowercase letter "i" is called a "tittle"?
Person B: You're such a Word Nerd.

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Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

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nerd city

A term of endearment for something or someone that is kinda nerdy usually in an adorable way.

Nerd city said he had to do his math homework before we could make out.

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nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.

"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.

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trash nerd

someone really smart that you’re jealous.

person: Ugh their SUCH a trash nerd i’m jealous.