a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
Making an error in judgment while high.
Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."
Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.
“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”
when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”
two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.
ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
“y’all are like stoner-mates”