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When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them
Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.
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What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.
I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.
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Having sexual intercourse in the days leading up to big surf day(s). Leaving the man with no drive to catch the biggest and best waves of the swell. Often feels content in the lineup and lacks drive to catch waves. NOTE: It is especially noticeable if you got Wall-eed within the 12 previous hours leading up to the surf session.
"Why is Dan running late, we were suppose to surf the cliffs super early", I say. Dan runs up to the car as we prepare to leave. "Guys! I got Wall-eed! My girl wouldnt let me leave, she needed to get laid this morning."
Later that morning in the ocean.
Andy says to me, 'Why cant dan catch any waves?'
"Aww!! he got Wall-eed!!!", laughing at Dan, "Lets catch all his waves!!
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During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall
masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food
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A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.
James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."
Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."
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It's all or nothing. There is not turning back. Reach down, dig for the biggest pair you can find, and go!
Okay Ted, there are close to 15 guys behind those hedges, and two of us. Balls to the wall time. Lets go.
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when someone goes absolute bat-shit retarded and stops all form of communication while people are trying to talk to them. in most cases a loud noise will be enough to stop this but under certain circumstances a person may go up to a category 3 brick wall in which case it is advisable to just perform a mercy killing against them
sam-"harry are u there?"
harry-".........."
bob-"oh god he's brick-walling again"
sam-"we need to get him help this is getting out of hand he's such a brick wall"
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