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The name is definition enough.
today is national give Ali whatever he wants day
Someone who always tries to squeeze an extra point from their teachers on their tests. Tawfik Alis are people who impersonate other races, particularly ones of color.
That Tawfik Ali managed to get a higher grade than before!
A joke so bad that it is an Ali joke literally embarrassing to say one like kys
Bad joke = Ali joke
The man, the myth the legend, Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Bin Khalban Al Suwaidi. A man who is 6'8, handsome, white, and competent in all areas of life. He is known for his charming personality and his inspiring intelligence levels, with an outstanding IQ of 240. His known achievements are: Went hajj 4 times, Benched 675kg, Won the 2024 world cup, killed osama bin laden, ended the war between israel and palestine, and not only did he do that while edging, but he was also gooning at the same time. He is known for his remarkable physique, that consists of broad shoulders, a big chest, lats made out of hard steel, and abs that are popping out. His jawline can cut through diamond, and he has a positive canthal tilt. He fought in the iraqi war, and single-handedly defended Saddam Hussein's honor. He also partakes in having his own business, and being a multi-trillionaire. Lastly, his penis size is out of this world, he makes drake look like a disabled old man with down-syndrome. His penis size stands at a staggering 64 inches, and not to mention his penis is so overpowered it distributes extra chromosomes among his children.
Damn, he is such a Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Bin Khalban Al Suwaidi.
The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
When someone goes to your house in the middle of the night and watches you behind the bushes. Based around the girl Ali King who went to Alex Gaskarth's house and stalked him.
Matt: Dude. My girlfriend is crazy.
Dan: What. Why?
Matt: She came to my house in the middle of the night Ali King style.
Dan: Whoa thats crazy!
Matt: I know!
Ali
Ali is a real GANGSTA. everyone fears his dark side.
When you become friends with Ali he's a sweet big guy. he always smile to you.
Ali likes sports, but he's not really good at it.
if you spot Ali on the street, he will have a mad look on his face.
Ali always wears a blue striped hat that he has worn since Year 1 over his head so you barely can see your face.
Once upon a time, Ali's teacher asked him what he wanted to become when he grows up. Ali answerd 'Gangsta'.
then the teacher asked why he wanted to become a 'Gangsta'.
Then Ali randomly said 'I want to become a murderer'
then the teacher again asked why
Ali said 'I want to know why they kill people'
person 1- there comes Ali...
person 2- ye... Gangsta Ali
person 1- there comes Ali...
person 2- ye... Gangsta Ali