Germish American

A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.

So what's your ancestory?

I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?

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haitian american

A Haitian American is a person who was born in the United State of America and their parents are from Haiti or one of their parents are from Haiti and they were born here.

You know she's Haitian American

Are you Haitian American?

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American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.

That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.

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Ghetto-American

A term that covers Americans that act street.

"Yo, dawg, you be trippin', I ain't been packin' since I be lackin' my slacks. Now I be go'n' back to mah ho , 'fore she try escapin' again, that bitch be trippin', know what I'm sain', my brothah? A'ight, peace out, K-dog." said Bill.

"God, you are such a Ghetto-American." said Lionel.

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american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.

I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.

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american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.

arabian eyegoggles? nahh, gimme some american liberation.

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american freedom

a land full of guns, mcdonalds, patriots, and hella lot freedom.

*eagle screeches in background*
Guy: yep, that’s American freedom.

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