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Hurricane Andrew struck Florida in August of 1992. It was the second most destructive hurricane in recent history (the only reason it's only second is because that bitch, Katrina, broke the levees and fuckin' flooded 3/4 of New Orleans).
Apparently, nobody gives a rat's ass about Hurricane Andrew anymore, seeing as there are 500 definitions for Hurricane Katrina, but this is the first for Andrew.
Fuck Katrina. Hurricane Andrew should still be considered the most destructive.
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An infamous scam artist, "alpha male" podcaster, and tiktok virgin who brags about being rich and having ten thousand Bugatti's to insecure little 12 year olds watching on their mommy's ipad; managed to create a bigger band of misogynistic 12 year olds than Logan Paul
"bro i watch so much Andrew Tate i'm an alpha male and you're just a beta women dont deserve me and belong in the kitchen what color is your bugatti yeah that's what i thought"
"...Are you even speaking english anymore"
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a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.
Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.
The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me
kallum: oh my god lewis
lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough
kallum: how about gandis gambit
lewis: that is it me friend
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A man who speaks so much shit, his asshole might be jealous
Person 1: Yo Bro! andrew tate is so cool!
Person 2: 154.243.532.313
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The man that literally invented being sexy.
Bro, you know Andrew Garfield?
Yeah! That fine ass mf from Tick Tick Boom!
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the most handsome spiderman in the world,s.w.a.g 😋
Andrew Garfield,the most handsome man and the best spiderman in the world
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Big Russian pepe head who tries to be a popular white boi. Tries to be cool. Drinks vodka.
Ugh you are such an Andrew Konstant
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