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roids so big they look like a grove of apples
that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples
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usally said to, or about a female, who has a very thin waist , and a very nice, large buttocks.
damn girl, get on wit yo apple bottom!
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a type of weed people smoke that is illl.
apparently they want me to write more.. but theres nothing more to know other than that it's pot.
we smokin that sour apple all night
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1. Best tasting pussy
2. Pussy that taste like candy.
3. Pussy you want to eat ALL the time
Damn, I ate this girl out and she was tasting like sour apples. Yum!
I got a sweet tooth for a sour apple.
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People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.
"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.
"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.
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Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.
"You're such a jack apple!"
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Apple Valley is a city located in northwestern Dakota County in the U.S. state of Minnesota, and a suburb of the Twin Cities. It was incorporated in 1969. It is 17 square miles of crappy suburban neighborhood housing and .1 square miles of nice private housing. Where all it does is boast about the mall of america, when its not even in the same city. It is home too the independent district of 196 which has the longest public school year and the least amount of snow days which is ironic due to the fact that apple valley does not have a sufficient amount of snow plows. Where the night life does not even exist and there is nothing to due. You on
Apple valley kid 1: Lets do something tonight.
Apple valley kid 2: There is nothing to do we live in apple valley.
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