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Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.
Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.
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Hambre producida por la marihuana.
Amigo pasame esas patatas que me esta viniendo el hash attack.
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Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.
Guys hold on, I think I'm having a slack attack!
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When an unsuspecting female is suddenly blasted in the face with a steamy hot load of spunk/jizz. Stealth in nature
Mane, last night i fucked that bitch Laquita and I told that hoe to leave after we finished...this bitch fell asleep on my sofa and that shit pissed me off. To get back at that hoe, i hit her with that drone attack, that should teach her ass
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1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.
George W. Bush gave Angela Merkel a Love Attack
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An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.
"Dude where'd you go?"
"I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."
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The revolution that will occur when the typically mentally unstable Obama wingnuts finally concede that Obama is a fraud and therefore unelectable.
These typical white wingnuts will join forces with the typical black radicals to create anarchy to over throw the government and Wall Street to get the reparations they and Michelle Obama believe society at large owes them for living in the United States.
The United States will face a racial schism, a Barack Attack, when white Obama wingnuts finally accept what the black radicals already know - that Obama is a fraud.
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