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brandon scrumptious

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

by fatherisme March 6, 2022


brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)

i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!

by lacy. November 2, 2010


Brandon Churchill

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.

that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!

by Biebersbaby99 December 30, 2011


Brandon Boudreau

A grade 7 teacher who went to Timmies and ordered timbits but they didn't have so he went to another one and ordered 60 and gave them out to is class. Thanks bro :)

Brandon Boudreau: I got tim b's!
Grade 7 Class: I dooooo!! AHHHHHH

by Danny Dumptruck November 29, 2021


Brandon Barnes

Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.

Brandon Barnes is an amazing person.

by Heyyyyyy girlllllll November 30, 2013


Brandon Semenuk

Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.

Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?

by AirMtb April 12, 2015


Brandon Lynch

Some absolute baboon of a Roadman who lives and breathes north face, caps, man bags and acne.

Girl 1: Ew, look at that roadman!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a Brandon Lynch!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020