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sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?
Joe-I was fuckin bagels.
Tom-Fuckin B.
Joe-Why?
Tom-It has more holes.
Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
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Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.
1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
The act of diddling ones bung hole
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?
When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.