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noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
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1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
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1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods
2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner
derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.
1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.
2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"
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A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
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The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:
1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world
The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."
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When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.
That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
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When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”