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Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.
Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.
Jen: He also banana fucked me!
When you take a bong rip after eating a banana, and a burning sensation occurs in the back of your throat.
Damn I really wanna smoke but I just ate a banana... goddamn banana burn...
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"
I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.
People who have soft and easy bruising rib cages.
Jenny: I barely touched his body and he had a bruise.
Tyler: Then that guy has some banana ribs.