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Banana wave

The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.

Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒

by Boom Boom Taco Smasher September 27, 2015


toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019


banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 20, 2020


Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021


Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 26, 2014


Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 1, 2010


Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017